How Not To Keep Your New Year Resolutions

Lifestyle, Lists

Step One. Start tomorrow.
Step Two. Repeat Step One.

How Not To Keep Your New Year Resolutions

  1. If you take a sniff, you’ll have your fill. Nuh-uh.
  2. ‘I’ll just have one small piece’ Nooooope.
  3. Netflix marathons definitely counts as a workout.
  4. If no one sees you, it never happened. (psssssst: it does)
  5. Cheeky cheat day becomes a weekend which turns into a week…
  6. Midnight snacking – the calorie fairies are asleep so it’s fair play.
  7. Paying for a gym membership is sacrifice enough.
  8. Smoothies – liquid calories aren’t a real thing, right?
  9. Terry’s chocolate orange is part of your 5 a day mate, go for it.
  10. Does ‘running your mouth’ count as exercise?

Ahh well, can’t start afresh now, better leave it til next year. Ooh, I better indulge before then *grabs the chocolate*

RebeccaJane xo

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