Step One. Start tomorrow.
Step Two. Repeat Step One.
- If you take a sniff, you’ll have your fill. Nuh-uh.
- ‘I’ll just have one small piece’ Nooooope.
- Netflix marathons definitely counts as a workout.
- If no one sees you, it never happened. (psssssst: it does)
- Cheeky cheat day becomes a weekend which turns into a week…
- Midnight snacking – the calorie fairies are asleep so it’s fair play.
- Paying for a gym membership is sacrifice enough.
- Smoothies – liquid calories aren’t a real thing, right?
- Terry’s chocolate orange is part of your 5 a day mate, go for it.
- Does ‘running your mouth’ count as exercise?
Ahh well, can’t start afresh now, better leave it til next year. Ooh, I better indulge before then *grabs the chocolate*